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TLDR by Wealthsimple

TLDR by Wealthsimple

🧠 Buy high, sell higher?

🍎The Apple of my AI

🎧 Your monthly podcast roundup

🐻 Bad news, bears

🤔 A Housing Head-Scratcher

💪 How Nvidia became nvincible

🙀 Roaring Kitty bounce

🧐 How Microsoft did it

💰 How to do money in your 30s

💼 The Quitters Won

⛏️ Do you even sift, bro?

🪧 No Frills, no peace

👰 How marriage gives you a raise

⏲️ Understand the housing market in 8 minutes

🤨 Hot finance tip: TRUST NO ONE

🥵 Hot or Not: Tech Stocks Edition

📈 Rent hike? Blame the robots

🎉 I can buy a home! In 2094!

😠 How dare you, houses?

💬 Meta to Tesla: just not that into you

👵 Retirement: Not just for the olds

💊 Loblaw’s drug deal

🥊 Mac v. PC – Round 2

😅 Sorry, but: taxes

🏠 Let’s play rent or buy!

🔎 Honey, I shrunk the paycheque

🎄 The 7 Stocks That Saved Christmas

🛸 Invasion of the home investors

🔮 Meet the Oracle of Edmonton

👶 Housing-market nepo babies

🤖 OpenAI’s human problem

🏹 Munger games

🤓 Nerd recession

📖 Spotify Comes for Stephen King

🥕 Big Grocery, little progress

👜 Loser Vuitton

👻 A Nightmare on Bay Street

☢️ Why your uranium bill is so high

🛒 Instacart also delivers regret?

🥫 Canada’s Dollarama diet

🏆 How Warren Buffett Is Winning ’23

🍑 Banks cover their butts

☢️ Bill Gates Goes Nuclear

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🚘 Vintage Corolla > Vintage Rolex

🎤 TSwift merges with Canada

🤷‍♀️ The recession is cancelled?

🤠 Bull market rodeo

🎮 Call of Duty: Bill Gates Edition

🚴‍♂️ Tour de Stocks

👻 Q2: Fear of Making Money

🏡 House Help Is Here!

🎂 TLDR is a Gemini

Is 60/40 still 💯?

📈 Lululemon-ade!

China ❤️ Vin Diesel

🇺🇸 It’s all America’s default

The 10 most interesting people in 💰💰💰

💉 The Ozempic economy

🤝 Strike's over! Except for CRA

🪧 Is your tax return on strike?

🇨🇳 Tesla v. Apple

🏠 Your house is so lonely

😢 Nasdaq’s long goodbye?

📟 Blackberry’s back! Ish!

🏦 Are Canadian banks next?

🏦 How safe are banks?

🥊 Salesforce v. Tesla

😳 Retire for only $1.7M!

💵 How to earn more interest

🎩 Let’s play Monopoly

⚔️ Tech strikes back

🏠 Mortgage help is here!

🩲 Buy underwear, stop a recession

🍳 Omelettes get inflated

🏠 Ottawa made houses cheaper!

🥴 The best FOMOments of 2022

👋 Q4: A Farewell to FOMO

🔋 Batteries?!?!

🥳 A reason for optimism?

🏠 This house party sucks

🤑 6 boring ways to make money

💇SBF finally gets a haircut

🩸 The Tech Stocks Chainsaw Massacre 🪚

🛒 PR stunt in aisle 6

🤑 Q3: Bloodbath & Beyond!

🍄 It’s a-me, Merger Mario

🎉 Good news, everyone*! (*just not the UK)

🥶 No Country for Cold Men

🇨🇳 Big Trouble in Literal China

🍎 Et tu, Apple?

👋 New Eth, who dis?

We ❤️ Chips

🍌 Bed, Bath, and Bananas

🏎 But will the Lambos be OK?

🙈 Oh no, more jobs!

🧙‍♀️ Beware of falling houses

💵 How the CAD got strong (and if that’s a good thing)

🗺️ What happens in earnings season anyway?

🍸 How did bonds ruin everyone’s portfolio? And will it continue?

🛟 What’s in it for Sam Bankman-Fried?

☀️ What if there didn’t have to be a recession?

😵 Explaining crypto’s WTF week

⏰ How mortgages could be a ticking time bomb

🧟 The Nasdaq's walking dead

✋ Snap gets slapped

🏠 Housing price relief! Kind of!

👋 TLDR on the wildest week in crypto, and Peloton problems

🤯 Stocks! Inflation! Oh no!

👶🏽 Crypto for kids?

🌿 Weed’s a bargain! 📉 Netflix tanks! Elon is… Elon! What a week

🐒 Bored Apes are flipping burgers 🍔

Welcome to the first super-secret edition of TLDR!

✋ Don’t Toronto My Calgary

Aug 21, 2023