🪤 It’s a trap! (A land trap!)

TLDR by Wealthsimple

TLDR by Wealthsimple

🪤 It’s a trap! (A land trap!)

🤯 The Big Ideas Issue: 2025 Edition!

🍿 Hollywood’s box-office horror show

🚗 Good news, traffic lovers!

📉 Sad faces for short sellers

🪦 Zellers rises from the grave (again)

💔 How to budget for a breakup

💸 Why stock-market goliaths fall — fast

🔎 Fact-checking the “death tax”

🇨🇦 Canada’s super-secret economic plan

⚡ Battle of the batteries

💰 The almighty Dollarama

⛏️ Friendly Teck-over?

📉 September scaries

🍋 Loserlemon

✈️ Air Canada aftershocks

📈 Did AI hallucinate this stock market?

👂 Has Claire’s pierced its last ear?

😎 Solar energy’s scorching rise

🛰️ Did telecom do something … nice?

🌮 Farewell to TACO time

🥈Is silver the new gold?

💔 Why singles are dumping Bumble

💡 18 Big Ideas to Supercharge the Economy

📈 Don’t get so defensive! (Or do?)

🎮 The triumphant return of Mario Kart

🌮 Trump vs. TACOs

💸 Are profits overrated?

🎢 Why stocks rebounded, big

🇨🇦 5 Canadian companies to watch

🙉 Recession? Never heard of her

🇨🇦 Money Qs? We asked, the parties answered

🇨🇦 An 8-minute election cheat sheet

⏰ The 12 biggest moments of “Liberation Week”

🤢 So that happened.

💬…should we be in this group chat?

😬 Stocks always go up…right?

🏥 Tariff whiplash? We can treat that

🏡 Is your mortgage OK?

🕵️ We solved a crime

🙅‍♂️ Dip-buyers beware

🍁 The Trade War’s #1 Victim

🍁 How to survive a trade war

🧳 Let’s move to Whitehorse

🪦 You need a will. Here’s why.

❓The post-Trudeau economy

🤑 Money 2024: Who cashed in?

🫧 Are U.S. stocks in a bubble? An investigation

🤓 10 books to make you money smart

💸 Six Money Things To Do Before 2025

🙅 Stocks hit a speed bump

🦅 Trump’s Plans for Canada

🍁 A Great Canadian Stock Boom?

🗳️ Do stocks care who’s president?

🏡 Does lower inflation = lower mortgage rates?

📉 How to trade away $415M

🥊 Millennials vs. Boomers vs. Gen X

👶 Make Your Kids (Sort of!) Rich

✔️ Nike: Just (Didn’t) Do It

🌴 Canada Is Florida Man

👨‍💼 Is micromanaging … good?

A TLDR Mortgage Guide

5 Easy Ways to Wreck Your RRSP

🌯 Starbucks’ spicy new CEO

😵‍💫 The stock panic, explained

😎 A $99 cure for coolness

😬 Tech tumbles

Mutual funds: 🥰 or 🤢?

🤖 Is AI overhyped?

🍁 Is Canada’s economy broken?

🧠 Buy high, sell higher?

🍎The Apple of my AI

🎧 Your monthly podcast roundup

🐻 Bad news, bears

🤔 A Housing Head-Scratcher

💪 How Nvidia became nvincible

🙀 Roaring Kitty bounce

🧐 How Microsoft did it

💰 How to do money in your 30s

💼 The Quitters Won

⛏️ Do you even sift, bro?

🪧 No Frills, no peace

👰 How marriage gives you a raise

⏲️ Understand the housing market in 8 minutes

🤨 Hot finance tip: TRUST NO ONE

🥵 Hot or Not: Tech Stocks Edition

📈 Rent hike? Blame the robots

🎉 I can buy a home! In 2094!

😠 How dare you, houses?

💬 Meta to Tesla: just not that into you

👵 Retirement: Not just for the olds

💊 Loblaw’s drug deal

🥊 Mac v. PC – Round 2

😅 Sorry, but: taxes

🏠 Let’s play rent or buy!

🔎 Honey, I shrunk the paycheque

🎄 The 7 Stocks That Saved Christmas

🛸 Invasion of the home investors

🔮 Meet the Oracle of Edmonton

👶 Housing-market nepo babies

🤖 OpenAI’s human problem

🏹 Munger games

🤓 Nerd recession

📖 Spotify Comes for Stephen King

🥕 Big Grocery, little progress

👜 Loser Vuitton

👻 A Nightmare on Bay Street

☢️ Why your uranium bill is so high

🛒 Instacart also delivers regret?

🥫 Canada’s Dollarama diet

🍑 Banks cover their butts

☢️ Bill Gates Goes Nuclear

✋ Don’t Toronto My Calgary

🚘 Vintage Corolla > Vintage Rolex

🎤 TSwift merges with Canada

🤷‍♀️ The recession is cancelled?

🤠 Bull market rodeo

🎮 Call of Duty: Bill Gates Edition

🚴‍♂️ Tour de Stocks

👻 Q2: Fear of Making Money

🏡 House Help Is Here!

🎂 TLDR is a Gemini

Is 60/40 still 💯?

📈 Lululemon-ade!

China ❤️ Vin Diesel

🇺🇸 It’s all America’s default

The 10 most interesting people in 💰💰💰

💉 The Ozempic economy

🤝 Strike's over! Except for CRA

🪧 Is your tax return on strike?

🇨🇳 Tesla v. Apple

🏠 Your house is so lonely

😢 Nasdaq’s long goodbye?

📟 Blackberry’s back! Ish!

🏦 Are Canadian banks next?

🏦 How safe are banks?

🥊 Salesforce v. Tesla

😳 Retire for only $1.7M!

💵 How to earn more interest

🎩 Let’s play Monopoly

⚔️ Tech strikes back

🏠 Mortgage help is here!

🩲 Buy underwear, stop a recession

🍳 Omelettes get inflated

🏠 Ottawa made houses cheaper!

🥴 The best FOMOments of 2022

👋 Q4: A Farewell to FOMO

🔋 Batteries?!?!

🥳 A reason for optimism?

🏠 This house party sucks

🤑 6 boring ways to make money

💇SBF finally gets a haircut

🩸 The Tech Stocks Chainsaw Massacre 🪚

🛒 PR stunt in aisle 6

🤑 Q3: Bloodbath & Beyond!

🍄 It’s a-me, Merger Mario

🎉 Good news, everyone*! (*just not the UK)

🥶 No Country for Cold Men

🇨🇳 Big Trouble in Literal China

🍎 Et tu, Apple?

👋 New Eth, who dis?

We ❤️ Chips

🍌 Bed, Bath, and Bananas

🏎 But will the Lambos be OK?

🙈 Oh no, more jobs!

🧙‍♀️ Beware of falling houses

💵 How the CAD got strong (and if that’s a good thing)

🗺️ What happens in earnings season anyway?

🍸 How did bonds ruin everyone’s portfolio? And will it continue?

🛟 What’s in it for Sam Bankman-Fried?

☀️ What if there didn’t have to be a recession?

😵 Explaining crypto’s WTF week

⏰ How mortgages could be a ticking time bomb

🧟 The Nasdaq's walking dead

✋ Snap gets slapped

🏠 Housing price relief! Kind of!

👋 TLDR on the wildest week in crypto, and Peloton problems

🤯 Stocks! Inflation! Oh no!

👶🏽 Crypto for kids?

🌿 Weed’s a bargain! 📉 Netflix tanks! Elon is… Elon! What a week

🐒 Bored Apes are flipping burgers 🍔

Welcome to the first super-secret edition of TLDR!

🪤 It’s a trap! (A land trap!)

Dec 08, 2025